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Theme from Mar​-​a​-​Lago (Lil' St. James Blues)

from The 3rd Annual Phram Dongleson Memorial Hot Dog Eating Contest by Gallons of Pork

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Boss makes a dollar, he makes a dime
These immigrants is takin’ what was mine
Flint and steel make dirty water, I’d rather be at home just plowing my daughter
She’s thick as hell, y’know I don’t mind it if that hole has hair, ya bet your ass I’ll find it

And it’s
It was gonna be big
It was gonna be huge
It was gonna be real big
It was gonna be real huge
It was gonna be big
It was gonna be huge
More than that stimulus
It was gonna be real huge

Got a pumpkin head, brain scooped away
Haven’t showered in 4 or 5 days
And I don’t have money but I’ll steal all of yours
And spend it all on liquor and whores
A hefty price to pay on rails, better study tail and chase chemtrails

And it’s
It was gonna be big
It was gonna be huge
It was gonna be real big
It was gonna be real huge
It was gonna be big
It was gonna be huge
Bigger than that fucking wall
It's gonna be real huge

A fox and a peacock take off fighting
Too many gates now I don’t buy it
Now I read my books and check my sources
What’s fed to me cause fake news is boring

It seems like any day we’re all just gonna die
Not me though, I voted otherwise
He’s our friend, he’s our guy, I saw his face on a TV guide

They say our freedom is in danger
But what’s it doing all the way over there?

With fear they bend your ear, while accused of treason
There’s hell where shadows lie, sanity’s beneath him

At Putin’s PeePee Parties
With all the Kremlin hotties
It’s on VHS, Lord
You know its’ the Saint James Blues

With fear they bend your ear, while accused of treason
There’s hell where shadows lie, sanity’s beneath him

At peepee Putin parties
With all the Kremlin hotties
It’s on VHS, Lord
We’re going to Saint James, yeah
14 year olds
You know its’ the Saint James Blues

And from Mar-a-Lago
I can see
Russia, the entire WWE
Hall of Fame
Millions of migrants
Mortaring a monumental wall of shame
And Stormy Daniels’s rack
For a better tomorrow
For me
And for you?
What do you mean, "for you?"

Well, it seems like any day, we’re all just gonna die
Not me though, I voted otherwise...
He’s our friend, he’s our guy, I saw his face on a TV guide
Make amurrica urr again
Make amurrica sprr again
Make amurrica bbrr again
Make America Yeah

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from The 3rd Annual Phram Dongleson Memorial Hot Dog Eating Contest, released August 28, 2021

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