Let me tell ye a story

Yo ho
Now listen here, take a sit
For the ghostly tale of a pirate ship
It’s scarce of laughs, it made me cry
You all are sure to

It was a very Dark and Stormy night
In the fog appeared an eerie light
A choir of voices screamed through the pitch black
16 bows on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of Mung

Yo ho
Now listen close, and listen clear
The focal point of all my fear
A ghastly plight, they came at night
That’s struck me now for years

Look away as the ghost ship passes by
Bye bye goodbye
Beware! Don’t look the crew in the eye
Don’t look at it, don’t look at it, don’t look at me
For if you do, you will surely die

Ghost ship that left me alive
Evil that told me to hide
Courage had told me to fight
That’s so long ago, can I get a boge
To share my tales of woe, yo ho

Yo ho

And as the ghostly crew commandeered our ship, the lads’ pants they did shit
And it was green
And all me mates were liquified
But I was the only one who made it out alive

Yo ho

Me mates, me crew
Some ale, some brew
Me gun, me rum
Me letters for me mum

Look away as the ghost ship passes by
Bye bye goodbye
Beware! Don’t look the crew in the eye
Don’t look at it, don’t look at it, don’t look at me
For if you do, you will surely die

Ghost ship that left me alive
Evil that told me to hide
Courage had told me to fight
That’s so long ago, can I get a boge
To share my tales of woe, yo ho

Death will await
Accept your ill fate
Death greets you warm
Ghostship reborn

Death will await
Don't look at it, don't look at it
Accept your ill fate
Don't look at me
Death greets you warm
It's not my fault
Ghostship reborn
Death has no remorse

And as I gazed upon the ghastly face of the Captain, adorned in a shroud of rusted metal good wood and good men
“What art thou?” I screamed in tears
A mere manifestation of all me fears

I left my wife, I grew a beard
I spent my nights with a myriad of queers
Another round, I can’t get out
This beer is giving me gout

The horror

Look away as the ghost ship passes by
Bye bye goodbye
Beware! Don’t look the crew in the eye
Don’t look at it, don’t look at it, don’t look at me
For if you do, you will surely die

Ghost ship that left me alive
Evil that told me to hide
Courage had told me to fight
That’s so long ago, can I get a boge
To share my tales of woe, yo ho