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I'm waiting in line
I'm standing in line
They're all gonna grind
I don't wanna die
They all wanna die
We’re all gonna die
This pain is a lot
End up in a dog, not in a box
Carnival's shot
They're pushing the line
Them bones gon' fly

A pack of tin foil condoms
I gotta protect my almonds
Keeps my boys safe from rotting
But makes sex feel a lot more like grating cheese

Started out from the bottom
Now life is so full of options
I keep spraying my pollen
I just ain't ready to be a homogeneist, ya know

It's heavily incentivized
Financially subsidized
It's an amazing tax credit
Oh yeah baby, I don't think I like that

I'm waiting in line
I'm standing in line
They're all gonna grind
I don't wanna die
They all wanna die
We’re all gonna die
This pain is a lot
End up in a dog, not in a box
Carnival's shot
They're pushing the line
Them bones gon' fly

Wow, look at them go
No, don’t push me, don’t

My, ain't you grown
And left me so alone
My solitude has passed the days
Take me out of my misery
My digital Grindr is dead
Help me form the clouds
Yeah

It's heavily incentivized
Financially subsidized
It's an amazing tax credit

Step right up
Them buns ain't gonna fill themselves now ya’hear
We gotta keep them dogs cumming
Now come on son, you can't hold up the line
Everybody’s doing it, every bodies doing it
Calm down folks, no animals were hurt in the making of these weinies
Listen: you can either get into the machine yourself or I'm gonna have to throw ya in
What's your move? What's your move? What's your move?

It's heavily incentivized
Financially subsidized
It's an amazing tax credit

Celebrating annual cannibalism
Is it thinly veiled capitalism?
Actually, this whole time, it’s about jism

I'm waiting in line
I'm standing in line
They're all gonna grind
I don't wanna die
They all wanna die
We’re all gonna die
This pain is a lot
End up in a dog, not in a box
Carnival's shot
They're pushing the line
Them bones gon' fly

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from The 3rd Annual Phram Dongleson Memorial Hot Dog Eating Contest, released August 28, 2021

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