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What’s your name? Jordan? Who named you, your father or your mother? What do you do, Jordan? Do you even remember? Okay, you work for Forever 21, okay. What’s your gender? Oh, thank god. I’ll tell you what - I think I bought some jeans from there once. I don’t like that. It might have been too tight, I might have returned them, once. I don’t really remember. But…. Okay…. Oh, you shave down there but you don’t shave your armpits? I don’t know if I like that. They had the buttons, not the zipper. Are you a Leo? You seem like a Leo, what’s your fire sign? I’ll put it in my notes, I don’t know if I’m gonna remember that.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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from The 3rd Annual Phram Dongleson Memorial Hot Dog Eating Contest, released August 28, 2021
Joseph Pleasure on the flirtation

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